Top Ten of +45C
Well, I have been complaining a lot about the heat here for the last few days, while friends from Canada, try to convince me it's better than -35... As complaining can get seriously annoying for people - I've decided to tell you the top 10 perks of a sizzling +45C (113F).
1. You get to brag that "we haven't had a heat wave like this since 1903!" I would think most of them would have died back then...I would think...
2. Laundry dries on the line in 15 min. (at night)
3. No one lingers after church to chat - honestly WHO likes that?
4. Cool things happen to stuff in cars... (Did you know...Bank Cards melt...gum melts...lip balm... food, shoes, etc)
5. Your floor and cupboards gets cleaned - (cause when you open a hot pop bottle [soft drink] it explodes everywhere...)
6. You get to go swimming lots - in the lake where they found the dead person 3 years ago.
7. You don't have to do garden work. Because it's dead, and so is your lawn, and your trees - If it's hot, water is the solution - if you have it and it's not a DROUGHT! +45 would NOT feel so bad if I could run thru a sprinkler on the lawn...or lay in one.
8. You're skin is always moisturized - because you LIVE in sunscreen, and you don't have to bring a sweater [jumper] anywhere you go... You just won't need one.
9. Weight loss! You eat less cause you're hot!
10. You BBQ lots cause the oven is too hot! mmmm BBQ!!!! That REALLY IS a perk!!!
Maybe +45 isn't so bad - maybe...
Comments
(Although, I can't even complain today - it's only minus 2!!)
but i'd be really grumpy 'cus when i'm pregnant and it's hot i get mad at lamps, and rocks, and things in my way... so... i'd still rather be with you because you would make me laugh.
Love your blogs!